Detective Jimmy Pond here—

Here's the deal. Miss Carver, my impossibly annoying trusted secretary, was kidnapped on her way to The Bureau this morning, and I need more (wo)manpower to Catch Whodunit. She's a pain in the ass, but she's our pain in the ass, and the time for asking the criminals nicely has ended.

Enter your info below to crack the quick (free) PDF puzzle and bring Miss Carver back home where she belongs—filing her nails behind a worn desk at The Bureau.

You in? I'm countin' on you, kid.